Thankfulness Meet Woman

Funny Quotes from Funny Movies

**Let's see... 7 movies represented here by 2 quotes (one has 4)... Do you know what movies they are?

"A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart."

"Did you say that booth was soundproof?"

" I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!"

"Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey."

"We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music."

"Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes."

"When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns."

"Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date."

"I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you're third world ugly."

"I'm gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I'd like to take to the movies."

"My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes."

"Oh, I thought I saw Clint Eastwood, that would make my day! He is such a stud muffin!"

"I can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo yo, make a mean cup of coco."

"Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day, and look at it and say 'this is not my life'?"

"Do me a favor, precious: don't ever scare me like that again, or I'm gonna give you a nasty spanking... if I'm not being too subtle!"

"I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle."

posted by me @ 5:32 PM